Highlight of my Day

Born Hunter - The day isn't even half over, but I'm sure nothing is going to even compare to this...After learning about mortgages and loans in the kitchen from my dad, we eyed a groundhog in the yard. We tracked him and I watched him climb into this hole in our shed. The whole led to a false wall so he wasn't actually in the shed. After deciding we didn't have enough time to get the pellet gun (we don't own one, we'd have to go buy it) we ran to the garage and grabbed our leather gloves. On the way to the shed we picked up some 2x4's from the garden. The plan was to open the side door of the shed, which leads to nowhere except this false wall. It's there for decoration, its one of those old wooden sheds. Anyway, my dad would open that and I'd be down by the hole he entered in with my 2x4. "At the first sign of movement, smash the shit out of it," my dad instructed. I had on flip-flops and was afraid he was going to eat my toes, but after psyching myself up for it I raised the 4-foot long 2x4 and was ready for some groundhog bashing...nothing. We have no idea where he went, but it was fun to try to beat an animal with a 2x4!